What appeals or techniques does the argument use—emotional, logical, ethical?

A rhetorical analysis is a close reading of a text to figure out exactly how it functions.
You perform a rhetorical analysis by analyzing how well the components of an argument work together to persuade or move an audience. You can study arguments of any kind—advertisements, political cartoons, and even songs, movies, or photographs. In every case, you’ll need to focus your rhetorical analysis on elements that stand out or make the piece intriguing or problematic.
Directions: Read the article and answer the question in 200 words or more:
“Zombies vs. Animals? The living dead wouldn’t stand a chance” by David Mizejewski
What appeals or techniques does the argument use—emotional, logical, ethical? Are those techniques or appeals effective? Explain why or why not. Provide quotes to support your response.